10 Friday Night Pick-Up Lines for Guys

You ready to get out there and make a love connection?  Here’s some no-fail {ish} pick-up lines, sure to woo any sensible lady:

1. Are you religious?  Because you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
2. I was so struck by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there.  So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
3. My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful woman in the bar.  Want to buy some drinks with their money?
4. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. {Why?}  Because when I looked at you I dropped mine.
5. Can I have directions?  {To where?}  Your heart.  {Ew, this one is just disturbingly cheesy}
6. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.  {It’s the flattery approach, gentleman.}
7. Are you from Tennessee?  Because you’re the only ten I see?  {Aren’t words fun?}
8. I must be a snowflake, because I think I’ve fallen for you.  {Snowflakes are SUPER masculine, so comparing yourself to one is a superb idea, I think.}
9. There must be something wrong with my phone.  {Why?}  It doesn’t have your number in it.
10. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye.  Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

Now go get ’em tigers,

Matchmaker Mavis