It’s time for another installment with Matchmaker Mavis. This week, your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to head to a local concert. Wear something nice, because with these gems, you’re sure to find yourself somebody to love:
- You must be a choir director, because you’re making my heart sing. {Barf.}
- You had me a cello. {Punny and a hint of pop culture. Perfect.}
- Call me AC/DC, because I am going to rock you all night long. {Only use this one if you still live in your parents’ basement.}
- Can I get your number, I lost mine. {Witty–it just might work.}
- See those cops over there? They’re here for you, because it’s illegal to look that good.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? {Cute.}
- You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my head all night.
- Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day, because out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to. {I am sorry to say, this kind of arrogance does work for some girls–but be aware, you may have to deal with daddy issues later on down the road. Ha.}
- Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you. My favorite!
With openers like these, you can’t go wrong, I tell ya!
Go get ’em tigers,
~Mavis
P.S. What’s the best pick-up line you’ve heard? Has anyone actually used one on you before?
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