Remember mom jokes? Well, this week, here’s a little spin from Matchmaker Mavis: Dad pick-up lines. {Before you get creeped out, they are not pick-up lines for dads, but about them.} Plus, you can use them anywhere the mood strikes, so get out there and make a love connection.
- Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Is your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. {I always thought you didn’t want to be too much of a princess, so I’m not sure I’d find this very complimentary?}
- Is your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. {Hmmm, this could go either way boys: she might be flattered or it could land you a slap in the face. You’ve been warned.}
- Is your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re the bomb.
- Does your Dad own Snapple? Because you’re made from the best stuff on earth.
- Is your Dad a shoemaker? Because you just knocked me off my feet.
- Is your dad a lock smith? Because you have the keys to my heart.
- Is your dad a photographer? Because I can picture us together. {Totally lame!}
- Is your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you. {Awesome, just awesome.}
- Did you Dad write a dictionary? Because you put meaning in my life. {A little over-committed maybe, but I am sure the ladies will love it.}
Make sure to invite me to the wedding,
Mavis
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