Letters I Intend To Mail

Dear Mr. Chinese Viagra Guy,

Please stop leaving me comments about you and/or your product.

#1. I don’t read Chinese

#2. I don’t take Viagra

#3. What kinda of sicko leaves male enhancement product messages for a nice suburban housewife who grows vegetables in her backyard and clips coupons? Do you think I’m really going to post your comments? Even if they are in Chinese? Don’t make me hurt you. Don’t make me snap off your highly prized possession. Cause I will.

Sincerely,
Mavis {who is currently high on coupon crack and processed foods.}

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