Dear Handsome Husband,
You. Are. Fired.
Mavis
This morning I went to check on my tomato plants. You know, the ones I started from seed? Yes, those ones. Guess what I found? Dead plants. DEAD PLANTS. So I called the Handsome Husband at work.
Mavis: Did you water my plants while I was away?
Handsome Husband: Yes
Mavis: Which plants DID YOU WATER?
Handsome Husband: The ones in the greenhouse and the ones under {grow} lights.
Mavis: Are you sure about that?
Handsome Husband: Yes. I mean I may not have watered them the way you do, but I watered them. Why?
Mavis: Oh, just curious. I have to go throw myself down the stairs now. Goodbye.
Are you kidding me? Did you water the plants with an eye dropper?
It’s a good thing I listened to my subconscious and planted a batch of “back up” tomato plants a few weeks ago.
Note to self: Next time you go on vacation pay the neighbor boy {who is 8} to take care of your plants.
Amazon.com: The Complete Guide to Growing Tomatoes: A Complete Step-by-Step Guide Including Heirloom Tomatoes
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