Pick Up Lines for the Gym

It’s another Friday night, and if you ain’t go nobody {I think that’s how the song goes}, Matchmaker Mavis is here to help.  Remember when I told you I’d give you a location and ineffective awesome pick-up lines, then you could do the rest?  Well, tonight I want you to head to the gym and pick up more than weights…

1. Do you have any tape, because I am totally ripped.  {Flex as you tell her this–women LOVE this kind of visual reinforcement.}
2. This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.  {Ladies, please do not fall off of your elliptical machine if this one comes your way.}
3. Let’s do lunge.  {When in doubt, be punny.}
4. My trainer told me to I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.  {Okay, this one might actually work.}
5. Is your tank top felt?  [Answer:  No]  Would you like it to be?  {Can  you say impromptu kick-boxing class?}
6. How’d you like to take a long, romantic walk on the treadmill?
7. I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.  {This one is the perfect blend of creepy and cheesy.}
8. I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto a plane.  {When in doubt, stick with a classic, I always say.}
9. Do you have a band-aid?  Because I’m cut.
10. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Okay boys, go make me proud.

~Matchmaker Mavis

Looking for more Pick Up Lines? See the full list of Pick Up Lines HERE!